I’m waiting on my towels to dry, so I decided I’d update the ol’ blog. I’d say no one reads it, but my blog stats says otherwise. (Blog stats also infers that the general public thinks I am an expert on Kellie Pickler, but that’s definitely not true. I just like her hair in November.) No one comments, but that is a different story for a different day.
Anyway, because I seem to have developed a severe case of ADD this week, here is my week by the numbers.
Number of hand mixers purchased: one
Dozens of chocolate chip cookies baked: four and a half
Batches of cupcakes baked: two
Nights I went to bed at an appropriate hour: two (generous estimate)
Text messages exchanged expressing lack of motivation to go to French class: approximately fifteen
Batches of chili made to support the faux homeless: one
Impending trips to a car wash to clean up minor chili spill in back seat: (hopefully) one
Number of people aforementioned chili was intended to feed: approximately thirty
Loads of laundry in dire need of cleaning: three
Bathrooms cleaned because of inability to sleep: one
Number of profile songs my MySpace page has displayed in the past forty-eight hours: three
Songs displayed on MySpace page in the past forty-eight hours: “Come On Get Higher” by Matt Nathanson, “Girl in the War” by Josh Ritter, and “Still” by Matt Nathanson
Horrible cheerleading movies endured: one
Mini panic attacks: at least five
Job opportunities entertained: three or four
Potential Orientation Leaders evaluated: twenty-five
Days until Lost comes back: four
Days until graduation: 105
