Too Bad It Happened AGAIN.

You know what’s a good way to start the morning?  Breakfast.
You know what’s NOT a good way to start the morning?  When some douchebag decides breakfast belongs on your car.
That’s right, my friends.  I spent time scraping icing-side-down doughnuts off my car very late last night, only to have to do it again this morning.  [...]

At Least I Noticed Tonight Instead of Tomorrow Morning

Due to the lack of furniture in my apartment (and how unappealing the idea of sleeping on the floor is), I’m staying at my former sorority house until I leave to go back for Christmas break.  It’s all well and good over here — I kind of feel like it’s senior year all over again, [...]

YES.

As of tomorrow afternoon, I will officially be a renter, ladies and gentlemen.

Blah.

I hate rainy days.
I’m not going to complain that it was warm-ish in December.  I will question it, especially since last time winter decided to spice things up with higher temperatures, Jackson was ravaged by some tornados.  I will complain that it was rainy and gross all day and seriously diminished the productivity in the [...]

I Warned You.

Disclaimer:  This may be the corniest, cheesiest thing I have written in my entire life.  However, despite how mushy it sounds, I am absolutely genuine in what I write.
When I was a senior in high school, I had it in my head that I was going to go to Winthrop University in South Carolina.  I [...]

Quickly:

I think the holiday pretzels from Wal Mart may be the bane of my existence during holiday season.  Hooray for ellipticals and treadmills … and boo to Wal Mart for having the big tub for three dollars.  Gah.

A Letter.

Dear Elizabeth,
Since you’re my only regular reader (to my knowledge — anyone else can make his/her presence known) and because you suck at answering your phone, I am going to write you a letter.
This week has been pretty uneventful.  I’ve been spending the majority of my time in the office (of course) and working with [...]