1. I just got back from spending time with a good friend/sorority sister. Spending time with her entailed going to open mic night at one of the bars downtown. Consequently, I smell like an ashtray and am all sneezy. The bonds of sisterhood make you do weird things for your sisters … and all because she wants to spend time with some boy. Lame.
2. I say that’s lame now, but I guarantee you if I ever meet someone again, I will probably force her to do all sorts of similarly lame things so I can be in the same room as him. And she’ll have to do them because I did that for her. Fair is fair.
3. I have eight hours of work standing between me and some time off, and you’d better believe they will be among the least productive eight hours of work I have done. To be fair, though, I cannot think of eight hours of stuff that needs to be done before I leave. I imagine my job will prove otherwise.
