BUT I never said I wasn’t weird.
I just saw that my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend are now Avett Brothers fans. Considering they both have questionable taste in pretty much everything, I’m sad for The Avetts. I’m also pretty darn sad that I would have anything in common with either of them anymore. Maybe it’s time to re-evaluate my life choices.
Sorry about the major downgrade on your fan base, Scott and Seth and Bob. It’s cool, though, boys: I’m yours and that’s it forever.